I think I'm over Halloween

mopingrobots:

at least in NYC. I’m not participating in it again. Last year was a trainwreck and so was this year. I cannot stand most of the people in this city.

Here was my night in a nutshell:

-A man “mooed” at me on the street. Why, well, I have no idea. I was not dressed as a cow, so I can only assume he did it as an insult regarding my weight. As if I weren’t neurotic and self-loathing already. I hope he gets set on fire.
-Getting a cab was impossible, so I had to walk from 14th & 3rd to Essex alone to catch the J, as half the subway lines haven’t been working right on the weekends. It was not fun.
-I nearly vomited after listening to a variety of men claim that their job is “bang a ton of chicks.” And this is why I hate most men.
-While waiting for the J, a pseudo-hipster dressed as a sailor got way too close to me for my own comfort and proceeded to spit everywhere.
-3 people threw up in the subway car I was on.
-A man with a megaphone tried to start a “Girls Gone Wild” type competition on the subway.

Perhaps all of this would have been more tolerable if I wasn’t completely sober. Or perhaps if most people around here weren’t complete assholes. I really don’t know.

And thus is why I did not go out last night. Among other reasons that Tumblr needn’t concern itself with.

I fucking hate you NY/NJ frat douchedicks. Do you have respect for anyone? Pieces of dogshit, the lot of you.

Also, fuck you Bushwick. Different types of assholes here, but still assholes all around. You make me sick with your ignorance and high school-like bully behavior.

As you can tell my NYC experience has turned sour.