Oh Jimmy Fallon, you poor poor bastard.
I finally decided to give you an actual shot since apparently all the fall TV shows have gone AWOL, and all I can say is, who gave you a show? Honestly, there is so much I hate about the things you choose to be.
Are you perpetually on coke? Or stoned? I can’t tell which because you bounce between over-zealous, hyperactive ADD style one-liners to school girl giggly jokes about getting high/being high (there were 3 in the 5 minute opening of the single show I managed to sit through). And then, after every joke that didn’t land (all of them) you got mad at the audience for not laughing. Sorry bro, it’s not the audience’s fault you’re not funny. Whatsoever.
You try extremely hard and end up failing harder every night. How are you coping? Not at all it seems….as you are still on-air.
God dammit. Come back fall TV. Come back…for me.
